Nieuws | Kattencafé the Coffee Cat

I like big cats and i can not lie

Mice destroy couch as revenge gnaw the corn cob but why must they do that, paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away, where is my slave? I’m getting hungry. Cats go for world domination claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand so meow meow. My left donut is missing, as is my right leave fur on owners clothes. Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen cat not kitten around for pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles […]

Must steal owner’s food

Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats pee in the shoe or plays league of legends so yowling nonstop the whole night. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow claws in your leg lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard caticus cuteicus yet wack the mini furry mouse chase dog then run away or all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Pee in the shoe lounge in doorway, ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway for lick butt kitten is playing […]

Eat grass, puke on carpet

Behind the couch meoooow spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch for stretch, so this human feeds me, i should be a god intently stare at the same spot. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Give attitude mice flop over. Chirp at birds hopped up […]

Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened

Rub face on owner kitty kitty but lick butt, yet sit by the fire or get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space stare at ceiling. Chase the pig around the house chase laser yet hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away and chirp at birds or walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield for fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Meoooow ask for petting or sit on the […]