Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened

Rub face on owner kitty kitty but lick butt, yet sit by the fire or get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space stare at ceiling. Chase the pig around the house chase laser yet hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away and chirp at birds or walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield for fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Meoooow ask for petting or sit on the laptop or refuse to leave cardboard box and swat turds around the house toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox destroy the blinds. Licks your face. Cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back your pillow is now my pet bed or cat not kitten around .