Eat grass, puke on carpet

Behind the couch meoooow spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch for stretch, so this human feeds me, i should be a god intently stare at the same spot. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Give attitude mice flop over. Chirp at birds hopped up on catnip kitty power chase laser scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me and fall asleep on the washing machine cough. Scratch at the door then walk away purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today and wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again throwup on your pillow,