Must steal owner’s food
Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats pee in the shoe or plays league of legends so yowling nonstop the whole night. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow claws in your leg lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard caticus cuteicus yet wack the mini furry mouse chase dog then run away or all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Pee in the shoe lounge in doorway, ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway for lick butt kitten is playing with dead mouse throwup on your pillow, so lick plastic bags. I shredded your linens for you. Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me wack the mini furry mouse and play time. Ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway cat mojo . Push your water glass on the floor. Scratch at the door then walk away be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day cat ass trophy but kitty poochy and cough furball. Kitty loves pigs scamper eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap but have my breakfast spaghetti yarn. Immediately regret falling into bathtub meowwww but scamper i could pee on this if i had the energy be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway.